Why is she going there... in that?

Since I'm speed racing through the recaps, let me break this one down for you Microsoft Office style:

• unconventional challenge = trainwreck
• hamster bedding > wee wee pads
• birdseed glued on muslin = looks like beading, even if it really doesn't
• While I don't condone the latest craze of weaving feathers in your hair, if you must fasten feathers onto your person, that is a more appropriate vehicle for them than your eyebrows.
• Anthony Ryan is very talented but has a serious case of catty eye
• DO NOT BORE NINA or any of the other judges. This is mortal sin number one this season.