Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Silk Chiffonzies vs. Crazy Lady

Slow going for me this season but sometimes My Lifetime doesn't quite mesh as well with My Life as I'd prefer (but capitalizing things about myself makes me feel Very Important). So let's just jump right in to Episode 5 and start from there, shall we?

First of all, this was not the Nina Garcia episode I was led to believe it was going to be. No early critiques, no stress-inducing work room visits, no endless repetition of an emphatic "no". Total let down. However, as far as team challenges go, it was actually interesting-ish. The collections were pretty cohesive and I thought it was very efficiently clever of Team 6 to divide the workload by garment (finally, Man-Pants represents). And of course, no team challenge is complete without some drama and Elena took it upon herself to BRING.IT. Christopher is right. She does have a feral quality about her. Sadly for her, that may be her most interesting quality because her clothes, not so much.

Personally, I liked Freegan's dress the best but I have no quarrel with Melissa's winning design. Smart choice for her to go with not-black. Absolutely horrible choice of print and fabric from the Silk Chiffonzies. Even if their collection wasn't awful, it was still full of silk chiffon. Stop it already. Geesh.

A few other parting thoughts:
1. I don't get why everyone loves Ven's designs so much. It's creeping toward the same one trick and I don't find his tops flattering at all. I guess they are tailored well, but they appear ill-fitting and stiff to me.

2. Is Christopher really as sincere, nice and rational as he seems? Because I want to believe that he really is that adorable.

3. If eye rolling earned us points, I would be Team Gunnar all the way.




Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Scoring for Season 10


These are the rules. You are either in or you're out.

How to win
Each week you will pick your favorite 3 designers and earn points based on the scoring system below. At the end of the season, the person with the most points wins! Easy!

The fine print
Every Monday around lunch time the moderator (Kelly, aka lady librarian, with Lora as a back-up) will send you an email with the previous week's updated scores and a reminder to send in your picks for the next episode. You have until 5:00pm on Thursday, day of show, to send your picks. If you do not send an email, your picks from the previous week will roll over.

When the season gets down to 7 designers, you will pick only 2.
When we get down to the final 3, pick only 1 designer.

If your picks from the previous week are rolled over and one of your designers was eliminated, you will automatically get -1 for that eliminated designer.

If you rolled over 3 picks after we went down to only 2 picks, you lose one point for each designer that rolled over and you do not accumulate - or lose - points based on the episode.



The Scoring:
6 points
Winning a Challenge

-6 points
Eliminated

2 points
Top 2 runner-ups for winning challenge

-2 points
Lands in the bottom 2 (except for the one who is eliminated; see Eliminated)

1 point
First one saved from Elimination in the bottom three

3 points
Crying (tears or the wiping away of tears must be visible. A designer can only earn points for crying once per episode, not per scene)

4 points
Verbal Fight (w/ another Designer, per episode for same fight. Designer(s) can earn additional points for a totally different fight with another designer)

3 points
Model Trouble: No Show / Ruins garment / Late to show / Fight w/ designer

3 points
Designer starts from scratch and redoes garment for better (top 2/3)

-3 points
Designer starts from scratch and redoes garment for the worse (bottom 2/3)

1 point
Any judge except for Nina says they want to wear/own/buy your designer’s garment

2 points
Nina says she wants to wear/own/buy your designer’s garment

Monday, October 31, 2011

The finale that surprised no one


Anya wins!

Really, who didn't see that one coming? More than a few of you called it from the first voting episode. From a seasonal perspective, she certainly deserves it. She has vision and a point of view and talent up the ying yang. But from my view of the runway? Meh. Oh she pulled it around at the last minute, for sure. But don't tell me you weren't at least a smidge underwhelmed. She showed 5 versions of basically the same dress, albeit beautifully. I was glad someone finally pointed out those dresses can be worn by only a fraction of the population. But you and I and Nina realize that there is more to Anya than flowy caftans. And frankly, I didn't love anyone's collection. So go ahead and give her the $100,000 and lets see what happens.

There was something to hate and love from everyone, so let's get down to business.

Josh
I still don't get why the judges love him so damn much. I also don't believe for a second that he can maintain an edited version of his aesthetic without the judges or Tim Gunn putting the squeeze on him. And I'm sorry, he did not persuade me to wear plastic or neoprene. I still love his jacket and would probably carry it around Macy's with me for an hour, but ultimately, I would put it back. Why? Because it's neoprene. It will be hot and I will sweat and no amount of clinical strength deodorant is going to make me less uncomfortable or pleasant to sit within sniffing distance. On the plus side, it might make me slightly more likely to try surfing if I could accessorize my wet suit with a snappy jacket to camouflage some, shall we say, extra curves. I will leave it to our two resident outdoor clothing manufacturer fantasy leaguers to get on that with a reminder that I'm also available for paid consulting.

Surprisingly, I really liked the florescent green skirt, but the same colored shorts were horrid. Ew. I feel blessed to never have to see his clothes ever again ever.

Kim
As stated previously, though unnecessarily by anyone who's met me, I am not Kim's urban street girl demographic. Still, three of my favorite pieces were hers. I absolutely adored her ivory outfit, found her gown stunning and irrationally loved the teal lamé dress (irrational but not unprecedented. I have mentioned my past gold lamé bathroom, have I not?). The woman knows her way around the shiny fabrics. That's a fact. I also would like to take this moment to take away Josh's "Most Improved" declaration from Nina and give it to Kim. She had some funky tailoring going on last week and yet these same pieces fit and draped beautifully on the runway. Plus, I like taking things away from Josh and giving them to people who aren't jerks. Could she have been classier or more appreciative when given the boot? No.

The rest of Kim's collection just wasn't my bag and I believe she needs a bit more time to refine her designs. I also pretty much hated the heavy black wedge shoes she chose for all the models. Too clunky for my taste. But I enjoyed her looks much more than I dreamed I would and am glad they gave her a runway shot.

Viktor
Oh Viktor, you did pretty much what I expected you to do. I believe what we have here is a man who can make impeccably tailored clothes in classic silhouettes but is limited in vision. Whenever Viktor tries to push it, he goes off the rails. I don't think this makes him a bad designer, but it does restrict his potential. Personally, I hope he embraces what he's got and creates his own commercial line. There's no disgrace in becoming a designer for the masses. Banana Republic sure isn't breaking trends or going broke. And I want that first dress. Like, now.

Anya
Is it wrong that my favorite dress was the one she was wearing? The last minute addition of black and white prints surely saved her collection, but I wish she could have pulled herself together earlier. I loved the new direction she was exploring in the last two challenges and would have liked to see more - or at least some - of that in the finale. Disappointment aside, she is clearly the best designer and deserved the win.

So there you have it. Thanks for joining me for another Project Runway season. Carry on.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

It makes me want to weep


This post's title may be lifted from Mr. Gunn's critique of Josh's fabric but it pretty well sums up my thoughts on this season. I'm feeling not a little bit fatigued from the amount of manipulation the producers have put us through. But this latest switcheroo was the last straw. Three designers go to Fashion Week. THREE. Yes, the decision may be hard and some rules are made to be broken and all that. But you don't mess with the very premise of the show. Unless the producers' goal was to incite anger in longtime viewers and lady bloggers, in which case, bravo and well done.

The one tradition they decided to uphold was the "Dear lord, none of the collections are that good" teaser episode. It's almost not worth critiquing the clothes because the collections always end up magically different by the finale. But I'll give it a quick whirl.

I was disappointed in Viktor's pieces. That is, until the judges literally deconstructed them. I hope he decides to zip down that leather skirt and use it. I loved it when it was in his studio. The jacket, however, was a little too baubly for me.

Josh amazed me with his ability to actually dial it back a bit, even if his garments didn't. I did like the jacket and didn't even mind the hot pink pants that accompanied it. Not so amazing? His jerk-ass jerkiness. But fun seeing orange skin runs in the family.

I don't really get Kim's appeal. I definitely don't share her aesthetic. But I also find her work to always look a little unfinished, or at the very least, unpolished. That said, I really liked her gown. She knows her way around a sparkle (Josh, take note).

Sadly, Anya was thoroughly disappointing. I still feel like she is the best designer, but she did not bring it. The color palette didn't help matters, nor did the shoes. But she's been known to pull it together gorgeously at the last minute, so I half expect a completely new collection by Fashion Week.

This is it darlings. Let's do this.

Monday, October 3, 2011

I'm not driving you no more Miss Daisy


Take a look at the photos from Lifetime's Rate the Runway page and note the expressions on every single model. That is how I feel about the designs this episode. Much like the Sami people have over a hundred words for snow, I am currently up to 83 words for how boringly tragic these outfits are. Actually, I've really only bothered to think of the words boringly tragic. But if I had the inclination and five minutes, I'm sure I could think of at least 68.

Good for Anya for pulling it together and creating one of the few designs I liked. The other highlight being Viktor's pants and t-shirt. Burt's was fine, though not exactly win-worthy if you ask me. Of course, impediment numero uno for either of the winning designs ending up in my Piperlime cart is my aversion to going bra-less in public. But more power to you youngsters.

Now that we're getting down to the wire, I am at a total loss as to who will be going to Bryant Park. My money is on Viktor and Anya. But the third designer - and fourth fake-out? - is a total mystery to me. I don't disagree with the decision to send Anthony Ryan home, but it could have easily been any one of them. At this point, the remaining designers are completely hit or miss. But if I have to see an entire runway show of Joshua's crazy pants, I am going to need medication.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Looking for something to do?

Here's something to consider on an October rainy day.


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Friday, September 30 - Sunday, November 13, 2011

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"The Emperor's New Clothes" approach


Hey guys! Project Runway sure is intent on pushing their limits. So many firsts! First time designers have had to share models. First time a band has played on the runway stage. It should have also been the first time no one won a challenge. Good lord, this challenge was doomed from the start. Here's a hint, if the challenge involves a sponsor/partner, things aren't going to go well. If it involves two partners, we are headed toward Trouble City. If it involves two partners that includes winners of a separate contest, you might as well turn off the tv and pick up that book you've been meaning to read. Or leave the tv on while you re-organize your makeup drawer or make a list of all the things you would buy if you won the lottery ("He who is best prepared can best serve his moment of inspiration"- Samuel Taylor Coleridge). It's up to you. Just don't expect an episode that you're happy you sat through. Make sure you accomplished something during the hour.

There's really not much to say about the designs. They were all terrible. Terrible. But the producers counted on that and that is what upsets me the most.

Dear Project Runway producers,

There seems to be a misunderstanding between what you think your viewers want and reality. Let me clue you in. We want to see designers make clothes. We want the clothes to be good. I understand that most reality TV is successful thanks to a series of manufactured train wrecks. But like Tim Gunn, we want to see everyone do their best and judge the results based on each designer's ingenuity and skill. I find no satisfaction from asking people to dig their own grave. Please stop it.

No, really. Stop it.

Yours for not much longer,
anonymous internet lady blogger

I'm not even going to bother talking about the band. OK, maybe just for a second. Blech. Done.

From the get-go, I was feeling bad for whoever was going to be sent home for this challenge. But then Olivier had to be so rude and suddenly I didn't feel so bad anymore. Seriously, I cannot figure that kid out. Is it immaturity? Asperger's? Or just a blatant disregard for reality?

Good for my Viktor, once again tailoring a perfectly mediocre ensemble. Josh managed to bedazzle a hippie. We finally saw Anya is not perfect. And let's consider this, shall we: Bert is still here. Huh.