Since I'm speed racing through the recaps, let me break this one down for you Microsoft Office style:
- unconventional challenge = trainwreck
- hamster bedding > wee wee pads
- birdseed glued on muslin = looks like beading, even if it really doesn't
- While I don't condone the latest craze of weaving feathers in your hair, if you must fasten feathers onto your person, that is a more appropriate vehicle for them than your eyebrows.
- Anthony Ryan is very talented but has a serious case of catty eye
- DO NOT BORE NINA or any of the other judges. This is mortal sin number one this season.
