Scoring: Season 8 [update: and Season 9]

These are the rules. You are either in or you're out.

How to win
Each week you will pick your favorite 3 designers and earn points based on the scoring system below. At the end of the season, the person with the most points wins! Easy!

The fine print
Every Monday around lunch time the moderator (Kelly, aka lady librarian, with Emilia and Caitlin as a back-up) will send you an email with the previous week's updated scores and a reminder to send in your picks for the next episode. You have until 5:00pm on Thursday, day of show, to send your picks. If you do not send an email, your picks from the previous week will roll over.

When the season gets down to 7 designers, you will pick only 2.
When we get down to the final 3, pick only 1 designer.

If your picks from the previous week are rolled over and one of your designers was eliminated, you will automatically get -1 for that eliminated designer.

If you rolled over 3 picks after we went down to only 2 picks, you lose one point and you do not get to get any points for that week.

The Bryant Park Fashion Week finale will have its very own special scoring (TBD).

The Scoring:
6 points
Winning a Challenge

-6 points
Eliminated

2 points
Top 2 runner-ups for winning challenge

-2 points
Lands in the bottom 2 (except for the one who is eliminated; see Eliminated)

1 point
First one saved from Elimination in the bottom three

3 points
Crying (tears or the wiping away of tears must be visible. A designer can only earn points for crying once per episode, not per scene)

4 points
Verbal Fight (w/ another Designer, per episode for same fight. Designer(s) can earn additional points for a totally different fight with another designer)

3 points
Model Trouble: No Show / Ruins garment / Late to show / Fight w/ designer

3 points

Designer starts from scratch and redoes garment for better (top 2/3)

-3 points

Designer starts from scratch and redoes garment for the worse (bottom 2/3)

1 point
Any judge except for Nina says they want to wear/own/buy your designer’s garment

2 points
Nina says she wants to wear/own/buy your designer’s garment

-2 points
Nina uses some version of the word “bore” about your designer’s garment

-1 Point
Tim says he's "concerned" or "worried" about your designer's garment (to group of 3 designers or less)

1 Point
Tim says “Make It Work/Carry On/Talk to Me” (to group of 3 designers or less)

Season 8: Electric Boogaloo

Holy cats, kids! It's time for another season of Project Runway. Which means it's go-time for another official unsanctioned state university-sponsored Project Runway Fantasy League. Consider it team building. I'm sure I read this in 365 Ways to Motivate and Reward Your Employees Every Day: With Little or No Money.

The first episode is tonight and will be a 1.5 hour commitment people. This game is not for the faint-hearted (or the socially popular, apparently). As always, we'll take the first episode to measure up the competition so there will be no picks until next week. There are some slight scoring changes this year, mostly to match the scoring of another online league because I am lazy and can't slip anything past Nate P.'s eagle-eye anyway. Hopefully this will cut down on the endless emailed revisions of the scoring sheet each week, though I wouldn't bet the farm on it. You have this week to look over this year's rules (see following post) and submit your best persuasive argument to change something. The inclusion of iTunes gift cards will only help your case. Empty promises will not.

Here's to a season that doesn't jump the shark. Now get to work already!

Seth Aaron wins!

What a great finale! All the collections had their strengths but it came down to who had the best show, and that was Mr. Henderson. The designs were pure Seth Aaron with a touch of added elegance and sophistication. Sure the purple get-up was a bit much - and a surprising inclusion given he had 24 looks to choose from - but overall, his collection was the most exciting.

I was also happy with Mila's collection. Out of all of them, hers is the one I would most want to wear. That said, there are still elements that need polishing and she would be doing herself a favor by forcing herself out of blocking if only a few times. But considering she's spent the majority of career styling and not designing, she's still working it out.

As for Emilio... meh. I loved his jackets. LOVED THEM. But the dresses were so underwhelming. Each time the judges talked about the sophistication of the collection, I wanted to throw my macbook across the room. They were basically colored versions of the Addicted to Love video. Michael Kors correctly pointed out he showed a line, not a collection, and I do believe we will see the ESOSA print in stores at some point. But you won't see it on me.

Thanks to everyone who played this year and congratulations to Sarah K for the win!

Does anyone else find it weird how darn nice the judges get at the end? Heidi, less so, but Nina looked beside herself with worry over who to choose for Mercedes Benz Bryant Park Fashion Week. And Mr. Kors was abnormally generous with his accolades. Or at least less forthcoming with the catty smackdowns. It's disconcerting.

In any event, it is going to be quite the runway show next week. Seth Aaron's collection was fantastically him, but Tim was right to advise him to push it. Project Runway history, however, shows that directive tends to result in a hot tranny mess (aw, I miss Christian). Emilio's collection was downright dreadful. Matronly doesn't even begin to describe it. So obviously his designs will be pretty amazing by the time they hit the catwalk.

As for the third runway designer, Mila was the right choice, though I think her singular vision will be her downfall. Still, given the time she had in her own studio, she actually produced clothes I would like to wear (I loooooved the jacket). Hopefully the aubergine she is gambling her dream on will pay off.

Jay Nicholas is doing interesting things, but it's still a little too interesting, if you know what I mean. I really liked the gators but there's was a whole lotta lotta going on there. Dial it back and focus, kid, and then you'll have something.

My money's on Seth Aaron. And I will pay money to make it happen just to see the sucker punch of humility hit Emilio's face. Meow ladies!

Now it gets exciting

Nothing like waiting until the last minute, eh Lifetime? Finally, it gets interesting. It's the 11th episode hoo-haw. The ol' switcheroo. Up is down. Black is white. Maya is out. Anthony is in. The final confirmation that we are in bizarro world? Emilio wins again. For the 3rd time. In a row. What the what?!

I would like to give the judges the benefit of the doubt that perhaps it looked better in real life, but that dress was not worth fawning over. I will give him excellent tailoring props, but the fabric is tacky. It is glorified copper lamé, for the love of pete. Anthony's was no show-stopper either but I do believe Jessica Alba can work it.

Speaking of Miss Jessica, what makes her so special that she gets to walk out on the runway like Heidi? I do not think I have ever seen a guest judge do that and I have to believe in the hierarchy of celebrity fashion icons, that if anyone gets to be introduced on the runway, it would be Carrie Bradshaw. And if you recall, she did not.

If I had my druthers, there would be no challenge winner. Maybe the pressure of dressing Heidi got the better of them, but the "best" were merely "ok" and the worst were, well, the worst. Poor Jonathan went home with his head held high. Now help me Nina and send Mila home.

"SethAaronEmilioSosa"

I'm with you Tim. I STILL don't see "E. Sosa" on that print but I was admittedly blinded by his ego. Yowza. That man does not suffer from insecurity. I will hand it to Emilio, the print wasn't bad from far away but I personally have never been fond of designer-logo'd clothing. Never owned a Vuitton bag and never will. Not even the cute Murakami one (much love Takashi!). However, the juxtaposition of eras and style did work, even if it was a little on the plain side, and I would have chosen Seth Aaron for the win. Again.

In other repetitive scenes, Maya played the bridesmaid once again. I would feel bad for her but you know, she hasn't done anything win-worthy. Her designs can be interesting, but not generally desirable to actually wear.

Jonathan's disco straight jacket was a pretty spectacular fail but was his print really so bad? I thought it was pretty but maybe I am in the middle of a bad bought of Seasonal Affective Disorder. I'm here for you buddy. Bring those pale teardrop mud stains to mama.

SAD or not, I can tell you Mila's design made me MAD. Poor dress design, poor textile design, poor stiff fabric. Consider that mess the next time you call one of your colleague's taste into judgement.

As for Anthony, you will be missed. I humbly offer my apologies for predicting such a short lifespan on this show for you and am grateful for the laughs and good sportsmanship you brought.

Why so drab, people?

Let's just get this out of the way. Jonathan won because the French love romance and he has yet to win a challenge. Not that I didn't like his design. I did. I thought it captured his element wonderfully, showed real innovation with the fabric and as Jonathan said, "pale gets pale" (and I, sir, am pale). But it also felt incomplete. Or maybe just too short. Seth Aaron's design should have won. The end.

The four elements was an interesting challenge. It gave everyone enough creative room to really show their perspective or, in many cases, cave to the pressure. Ben's jock strap pant deserved to go, but I wouldn't have cried if Amy went home either. A hairy boob does not a lady make. And why so glum everyone? Apparently they all decided to dress a funeral for our Mother Earth. Even Maya's pretty water concept was more Detroit River than blue lagoon. Though Lord help me, I actually liked Mila's pedestrian mall outfit, sucker as I am for asymmetrical design. Not as much as I loved Michael and Nina recognizing that she is lost without a crisp black and white block, however.

Other random highlights:

Tim Gunn announcing that Anthony is on fire.

Anthony pointing out that Amy's model needs a Nair affair up there.

Losing count of the times a look was declared weird or odd.

French judge defending his opinion with the statement, "But hey, I'm French".

"Jock strap pant detail". I just like saying it. Try it!

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